The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

What can be said about a man who titles his webpage thebestpageintheuniverse.com? A lot. And most of it rude. But Maddox is just that kind of guy. Love him, hate him, he doesn't care. He's all about kicking ass, extolling the virtues of pirates and lumberjacks, and defending the Earth from scum and villainy through the use of the internet. He rants in a way that few can, and he enlightens. Do you know what a pedosmile is? Once you learn, you may become a hero in your neighborhood, preventing crimes before they happen. You can help Maddox take a stand against corporate idiocy and conspiracy theorists. You're with Maddox, or you're with the enemy. It's as simple as that.

In this book, Maddox gives us an A-Z definition of 26 manly things, from ass-kicking to zombies. Illustrations and helpful instructions abound, and the cover of this handsome volume features a barbarian punching a gorilla. If I need to tell you more to convince you to buy this book, perhaps you're not man enough to handle it.