And yea, the seventh seal was broken...

AND HAVOC RULED ACROSS THE LAND! AND GOD SAYETH UNTO THE MORTALS:
WHO DEY? WHO DEY? WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Good God, I'll be eating crow for this post by the end of January, I just know it. Or maybe... just maybe...A guarantee:
Here's my guarantee. My promise, and if I'm wrong, I'll vote Republican in '06.
Super Bowl*. GUARANTEE, take it to the bank.

I don't even have to post screen captures of the division standings. Because the Division champs are here!

* - guarantee only implies that there will be a game played in 2006 called The Super Bowl.